Housing crunch... BS!

Don't tell Brent and Muffy Halloway of Greenwich, CT the real estate market is going down the crapper. They're not buying into these myths. Heck no...

In fact, they recently purchased their dream home.

And when scaled properly they've got over 4,000 square feet (under air) of gorgeous living space.



As curly-haired Brent blurted out at the closing "I spit in the face of all those losers getting foreclosed on. What morons."

Two hours later... when the hallucinogens wore off - Brent and Muffy realized they just financed the most expensive doll house in America, total cost: (not including doc stamps and title insurance) $325,900.