Friday, September 14, 2007

Greenspan: "No subprime crisis... PATS BY 5!"


In an odd departure from his normal post-retirement activites -- which include washing his hands of the past and sending the stock markets into turmoil -- Alan Greenspan called the line on this weekend's Patriot's game Friday morning. According to Washington Post reports, the former Fed chairman called a press conference in his wood-paneled basement to make his prediction: "Pats by five. In your face. And I got Randy Moss on my fantasy team, the Greenbacks. Heh-heh."

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