Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Branson Buys Sri Lanka for $148 Billion


Sir Richard Branson stands on Sri Lanka. After buying the Asian nation for $148 billion, he cleared it of all inhabitants with the help of U.S. Army National Guardsmen. "Soon," says the British billionaire, surveying his new back yard, "this land will be populated with little me's. Little, strong, genetically engineered me's."